quantitative easing

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quantitative easing

Postby BKR » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:10 pm

It's a slow day in a little Scottish town. The sun is beating down,and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from down south is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a £50 note on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the £50 and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.The pig farmer takes the £50 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the £50 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the £50 back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the £50 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the British Government is conducting business today...

Makes you think doesn’t it?
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Re: quantitative easing

Postby paul20v » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:18 pm

Frightening because its so true ,
only difference is the 50 would go into a politicions pocket so they could buy a pool for one of his/hers many houses that we are paying for :twisted:
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Re: quantitative easing

Postby BKR » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:59 am

lol unfortunately too true
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